I am Not Dirty Laundry

Hi! Everyone! Jemima Jones Beck here. So, like, it's been a really long time since I have posted, and for that, I am truly sorry.
Here come the excuses: 1. We got A LOT of snow and therefore, no good blog pictures. 2. Mom got really sick, so no one could help me type and 3. Dad got sick so Mom wasn't paying much attention to me or my needs. That's totally enough excuses to explain a two week absence- yes?
Anyways, everyone is all better and the snow is melting, so I am back.
How do you like this picture? In this picture I am sitting in the laundry basket. That's where I sit while Mom takes a shower and gets dressed (on the days when she actually does those things...surprisingly less and less frequent the longer that she is unemployed I am sad to say, but I love her even if she does wear her pajamas almost constantly). Don't I look cute? Don't I look fabulous? Isn't my neck fat attractive? Yeah, you all know that you want some lovin' from me, go on now!
Mom says that she is really excited that so many people are interested in going to the Meetup in Las Vegas! She thinks that everyone is going to have a good time!
More soon!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck