Sunday, May 03, 2009

A 30 Minute Slice of My Sunday


Hi! Everyone! Jemima Jones Beck here bringing you a 30 minute slice of my super exciting Sunday!
10:30am: stare at Mom balefully as she drags me out of bed. Apparently, it is time to get up.
10:31: Find my Christmas tree toy where I left it last night, underneath Mom's chair.
10:32: Chew Christmas tree toy.
10:33: Snuggle Christmas tree toy.
10:45: Still snuggling Christmas tree toy while watching Mom wash dishes, change the trash bag and scoop the cat poop.
10: 46: Suddenly realize that Dad is not home.
10:47: Chase Mom around the house telepathically asking her "Where is Dad? Where is Dad? Where is Dad? Where is my food? Where is Dad?"
10:48: Trip Mom while she is coming out of the kitchen. Forcibly ejected from kitchen without food, or answer to the Dad Question.
10:50am: Watch for Dad out front window
10:55: Dad has not returned but have valiantly kept up watch at front window...
11:00am: Still no Dad. Hope: low, food: none. Mom: still angry about the tripping incident. Better go find my Christmas tree for another snuggle!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

8 comments:

The Devil Dog said...

Poor Jemima, we hope you dad came home soon after. It is not good to trip your mom. I know this for a fact. You also might get hurt. Of course the no food thing stinks.


Roxy

Marlene said...

Jemima,
Your mornings are as exciting as mine!!!
Love, Marlene

Nevis said...

Jemmie, what a cutie.

Lex said...

Moms are so mean.

Pearl and Daisy said...

Aw, Jemima, we feel your pain but when in doubt, chew on a toy. Or trip your mommy. We do it all the time. Well, not on purpose. But you know these things happen.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Lex said...

We aren't really hard core partying people lol and having been to Vegas there is only so many times you can walk the strip!

What hotel were you thinking? All of us in? With a pool right?? lol

Puglette said...

i understand about the tripping incident, it happens. the pugs crashed into the backs of both of my knees on our sunday and over i went...boom, right on my behind! at least it was where i have some padding, usually they get me to fall forward on my knees!
hugs,
puglette

Goodboy Norman Featherstone said...

Tripping people is the best! You sure do pack a lot into 30 minutes!